Tag: stories
group name: passitalong
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November 30, 2006 07:56 PM EST --
There was once a man who didn't believe in God, and he didn't hesitate to let others know how he felt about religion and religious holidays.
His wife, however, did believe, and she . . .
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January 11, 2007 05:42 PM EST --
A Visit to the Ladies Room...
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take yourplace. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under . . .
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January 30, 2007 04:54 PM EST --
Something Went Wrong in
Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run
Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat?? . . .
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October 29, 2007 08:33 AM EDT --
Here are three more that came in a different section of Funds For Writers.
HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE FICTION CONTEST
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NO ENTRY FEE
Three prizes of $1,000 each. . . .
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December 30, 2007 08:57 PM EST --
If you'd like to NOT MISS these contests, click the link below and subscribe to the FFW newsletter and have these sent to you each month.
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November 12, 2006 01:23 PM EST --
I got a T-Shirt and some stickers and pins and fingers and even Butterfinfers bars in the mail after signing up here. There is so much to check out on this site you will be there awhile. I even sent a . . .
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February 07, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
Maybe you've seen these before, but I think they are worth sharing again and again. From my archives:
NAIL IN THE FENCE
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His . . .
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October 29, 2007 06:47 AM EDT --
As always, I want to give credit where credit is due. If you'd like to have these leads come to your personal e-mail, click on the link to Funds For Writer's below and subscribe.
Don't . . .
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September 08, 2008 09:55 PM EDT --
I was going to make this an article with a rant about weddings but I deleted that instead I'm going to ask you readers and gather members to tell me whats the strangest weding you've ever been . . .
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November 27, 2006 12:23 PM EST --
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When . . .
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February 12, 2008 10:50 AM EST --
This is an email forward post
These are links of news my son Daniel zerocapacity.gather.com, sent to my email on things he has been following in the news over the past year and half. He . . .
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November 17, 2006 09:52 AM EST --
Ok, I am now adding a note that this is a FORWARD, this did not happen to me! I would never use phrases like "I swear to God..." I have recused 2 puppies and . . .
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February 02, 2007 06:37 PM EST --
a Rolling Stone isn't all that gathers no moss. Three men scavenging for scrap metal found an unexploded 500-pound bomb perched on a hill, and decided to retrieve it with help from Sir Isaac Newton. . . .
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April 02, 2007 11:36 AM EDT --
Friends, Gatherers, countrymen, countrywomen and countryfolk...lend me your ears. To paraphrase the late President John F. Kennedy...Ask not what Gather can do for . . .
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February 02, 2007 09:07 PM EST --
From my e-mail
I only had one officer Mr. Keg..
Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
Want to race to the station, Sparky?
I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
On the way . . .
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February 09, 2007 10:18 PM EST --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her
not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's . . .
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February 02, 2007 07:03 PM EST --
An adult education teacher gave 25 students an impromptu lesson in safety during his safety class. Using opaque reasoning, Teach figured the 40-mm shell he had found on a hunting trip must be inert. He . . .
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February 02, 2007 08:00 PM EST --
Burglars in Larch Barrens, Md., tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun.
Carlos Diaz of New York got 18 years to life for committing a series of robberies by pretending a zucchini hidden under . . .
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February 02, 2007 07:44 PM EST --
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail . . .
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December 25, 2006 04:21 PM EST --
I had posted this earlier, but seeing I've joined a bunch of new groups, I thought I'd repost it.
I didn't write this, But I saw it, and I knew I had to share it here....
Always believe in . . .
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