Tag: emails
group name: passitalong
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November 19, 2006 12:11 PM EST --
Men Strike Back
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad . . .
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August 07, 2007 01:27 PM EDT --
Take Flight
Explore to your heart's delight!
Optimistic Jupiter in nomadic Sagittarius turns direct on August 6 when you're ready to put on your traveling shoes and venture into new territory. . . .
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June 08, 2007 01:01 PM EDT --
First of all, I like people to know that I don't enjoy getting hoaxes and email chain letters in my inbox, although some of them are pretty good and worth sharing by passing them on. But the virus . . .
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October 25, 2006 12:05 AM EDT --
Why I fired my secretary . . .
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", . . .
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April 22, 2007 07:28 AM EDT --
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. . . .
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December 24, 2006 01:45 AM EST --
Long ago and far away,
In a land that time forgot,
Before the days of Dylan
Or the dawn of Camelot.
There lived a race of innocents,
And they were you and me,
Long ago and far away
In the Land of Sandra . . .
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November 08, 2006 02:20 PM EST --
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at . . .
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December 29, 2006 09:32 AM EST --
TEST
The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for
you.
Very interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers
will surprise you.
Do
not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is
like a parachute, . . .
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April 11, 2007 03:46 PM EDT --
Three Bullets
There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat. He had
an old rifle and three bullets. So, he decided that he would go out
hunting and kill some wild game . . .
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February 14, 2007 10:59 AM EST --
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Merrin....
I know recieving a cheap email is not most women's idea of a great gift and I am sorry I am unable to give more.I realize that the past 18 months of financial . . .
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October 21, 2007 06:06 PM EDT --
I just got 43 copies of the same e-mail from a gather member! Thats a lot of e-mails! I'm citious to see how it was sent that many times to me?
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November 07, 2006 01:05 PM EST --
Question
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was . . .
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December 14, 2006 12:45 AM EST --
This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same!
Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She
didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When I
sat . . .
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February 06, 2007 02:00 AM EST --
Hello again to all of my Gather friends! This evening I am writing to all of you in hopes that I can share some helpful ways to clean up your email messages, reduce junk mail and prevent identity . . .
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November 17, 2006 12:48 AM EST --
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was
allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we
have "the rule of thumb" "
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February 22, 2007 10:20 PM EST --
I came across some of the best advice i've heard in a long time and wanted to share....
Something for the girls.
*If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away
*If a man doesn't want you, nothing . . .
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January 28, 2007 07:24 PM EST --
For those of you who are sick to death of geting e-mails that tell you to forward to at least x number of people within the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and . . .
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November 20, 2006 01:58 PM EST --
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit . . .
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December 14, 2006 12:09 PM EST --
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February 09, 2007 10:18 PM EST --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her
not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's . . .
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