Tag: clean joke
group name: passitalong
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April 18, 2007 06:10 AM EDT --
The women should love this one. I thought it was great when I found it in my email.
10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask . . .
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April 19, 2007 05:46 AM EDT --
I would not try these. This came in my email.
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(This one is OK in Texas)
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector . . .
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April 23, 2007 06:07 AM EDT --
Another one about lawyers. I have not heard this one before. It came in my email.
There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert . . .
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April 14, 2007 06:23 PM EDT --
Thanks to my joke swapping friends for these. They came in my email.
"It's time to see how clearly you can think," the teacher said to his class. "Now, listen . . .
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February 15, 2007 02:07 PM EST --
Maybe this will make filing taxes easier. I recieved this in an email.
Next year's new tax form is easier than ever before. It takes all of the complicated guesswork out of filing . . .
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February 26, 2007 07:24 AM EST --
I think this one is cute. It came in my email.
At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important . . .
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February 26, 2007 02:41 PM EST --
I like these. I have seen a few of them before, but not most of them. This came in an email.
EVER WONDER where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our . . .
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March 01, 2007 05:54 AM EST --
Does this sound like the policy where you work. This came in my email.
It has come to our attention that some employees have actually died at their desks and no one realized it. The deceased have . . .
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March 01, 2007 08:02 PM EST --
These came from my joke swapping friends.
The Last Word
Two brothers were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that they both had arguments with their . . .
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April 17, 2007 06:14 AM EDT --
I thought that these were worth sharing when I received them from my joke swapping friends.
Drunk Walker
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. . . .
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April 17, 2007 05:51 AM EDT --
I enjoyed this so much I thought others would also. It arrived in my email.
The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now on, no offensive team names will be permitted. . . .
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February 02, 2007 12:15 PM EST --
This is an old one but a good one. It came in an email.
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before Ican get a haircut?"
The barber looked . . .
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January 28, 2007 09:21 AM EST --
2 good clean jokes for SundayA little humor from my email swapping friends
One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a funeral."No . . .
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April 25, 2007 02:33 PM EDT --
When I saw this one I debated publishing it, but thought it humorous enough. It came in my email.
A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for . . .
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April 27, 2007 06:31 AM EDT --
I got some chuckles out of these and thought they were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's gender?
A: Childbirth. . . .
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April 28, 2007 05:57 AM EDT --
I got a chuckle out of these when I saw them in my email.
Paper company that folded?
Brake company on the skids?
Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?
Cigarette company that went . . .
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April 30, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
This is something I expect many of us have experienced. Granted it was a long time ago for some. This came in my email.
Your parents inquire about your grades and you sing the cookie monster . . .
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May 06, 2007 07:04 AM EDT --
I love the ones about kids. I hope others like these as much as I do. I received this in an email.
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't . . .
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March 04, 2007 06:44 AM EST --
I have heard a few of these before but think they are worth sharing. This came in an email.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, . . .
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March 08, 2007 03:45 PM EST --
I thought this was great when I saw it in my email.
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course!"
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved . . .
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